Pitstigsantadbed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing porpoise.

Pitstigsantadbed created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pitstigsantadbed, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pitstigsantadbed, he will turn you into a rat.

Pitstigsantadbed's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Pitstigsantadbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pitstigsantadbed's priests.

2. Never laugh near rats.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never talk about porpoises.