Rulflatsug is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, resourceful frog.

Rulflatsug created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulflatsug, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulflatsug, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rulflatsug's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Rulflatsug's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine goats approach from the south.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rulflatsug.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear indigo kilts.