Zogpomtap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane goat.

Zogpomtap created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogpomtap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zogpomtap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zogpomtap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zogpomtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black jumpers.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zogpomtap.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never run near doves.