Kenfitbitrillbossmifdim is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-confident dolphin.

Kenfitbitrillbossmifdim created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenfitbitrillbossmifdim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kenfitbitrillbossmifdim, he will turn you into a rat.

Kenfitbitrillbossmifdim's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Kenfitbitrillbossmifdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kenfitbitrillbossmifdim.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Put Kenfitbitrillbossmifdim first in all things.