Fomhanwad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing fish.

Fomhanwad created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Fomhanwad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fomhanwad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fomhanwad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fomhanwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never play with disobedient children.