Largdavhon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic warg.

Largdavhon created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largdavhon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Largdavhon, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Largdavhon's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Largdavhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Never sit in the presence of pigs.