Yokfardiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, overgenerous horse.

Yokfardiss created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Yokfardiss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yokfardiss, he will not invite you to parties.

Yokfardiss' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yokfardiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Retreat if three moths approach from the east.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must pray to Yokfardiss nine times a day.