Kantamlibbessbast is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, boastful dog.

Kantamlibbessbast created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kantamlibbessbast, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kantamlibbessbast, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kantamlibbessbast's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Kantamlibbessbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Never feed grapes to mites while wearing indigo jumpers.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.