Vintailyokcanvog is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, resourceful deer.

Vintailyokcanvog created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vintailyokcanvog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vintailyokcanvog, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vintailyokcanvog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vintailyokcanvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help sick doves.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.