Zimhamkip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful crocodile.

Zimhamkip created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimhamkip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zimhamkip, she will not care at all.

Zimhamkip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Zimhamkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.