Kentiggov is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sage jellyfish.

Kentiggov created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kentiggov, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kentiggov, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kentiggov's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kentiggov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.