Ratdinjip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous unicorn.

Ratdinjip created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratdinjip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ratdinjip, it will manifest in front of you.

Ratdinjip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Ratdinjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt voles.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. You must pray to Ratdinjip five times a day.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.