Zensakzak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring jellyfish.

Zensakzak created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zensakzak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zensakzak, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Zensakzak's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Zensakzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Zensakzak.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.