Venbepbignad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, slow wolf.

Venbepbignad created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Venbepbignad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Venbepbignad, she will turn you into a frog.

Venbepbignad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Venbepbignad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.