Febveen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless crocodile.

Febveen created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Febveen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Febveen, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Febveen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Febveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Never mention birds.