Timveenafrut is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, quiet human.

Timveenafrut created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timveenafrut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Timveenafrut, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Timveenafrut's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Timveenafrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must never eat limes.