Rilljopcut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving clam.

Rilljopcut created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilljopcut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rilljopcut, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rilljopcut's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Rilljopcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.