Camsugponwegmadpag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, narcissistic coyote.

Camsugponwegmadpag created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camsugponwegmadpag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Camsugponwegmadpag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Camsugponwegmadpag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Camsugponwegmadpag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Worship no other gods but Camsugponwegmadpag.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Camsugponwegmadpag on top of all buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Camsugponwegmadpag.