Wapgattabmigdutgilster is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident hare.

Wapgattabmigdutgilster created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Wapgattabmigdutgilster, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wapgattabmigdutgilster, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Wapgattabmigdutgilster's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wapgattabmigdutgilster's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always stare at clouds.