Vegnibdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid wombat.

Vegnibdiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegnibdiss, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vegnibdiss, he will be mildly annoyed.

Vegnibdiss' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vegnibdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed aubergines to dolphins while wearing black shorts.

5. Do not kill sheep.