Danbestxen is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, omniscient crow.

Danbestxen created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danbestxen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Danbestxen, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Danbestxen's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Danbestxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hide from magenta mites for they are unholy.

5. Danbestxen loves manatees, so they must be respected.