Bom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish lizard.

Bom created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Bom, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bom, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bom's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.