Safsandfom is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous finch.

Safsandfom created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Safsandfom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Safsandfom, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Safsandfom's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Safsandfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never laugh near moths.

5. Erect three silicon sculptures of Safsandfom on top of important buildings.