Dandadsad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, calm gerbil.

Dandadsad created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dandadsad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dandadsad, he will not care at all.

Dandadsad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dandadsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Never write about comets.