Bepshavganfligvagyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unjust eagle.

Bepshavganfligvagyarl created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepshavganfligvagyarl, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bepshavganfligvagyarl, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bepshavganfligvagyarl's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bepshavganfligvagyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red swans for they are unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bepshavganfligvagyarl.