Bepdanbog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair squirrel.

Bepdanbog created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepdanbog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bepdanbog, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bepdanbog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bepdanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear cyan shirts.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not listen to music.
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