Kiploopfar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful crow.

Kiploopfar created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Kiploopfar, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kiploopfar, it will cry a lot.

Kiploopfar's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Kiploopfar's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kiploopfar.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat grapes.