Quafrawrag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful turtle.

Quafrawrag created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafrawrag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quafrawrag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Quafrawrag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Quafrawrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Put Quafrawrag first in all things.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Never write about stars.