Rawingcitmipnellgamtalwig Sastinfen is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, grumpy meerkat.

Rawingcitmipnellgamtalwig Sastinfen created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawingcitmipnellgamtalwig Sastinfen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rawingcitmipnellgamtalwig Sastinfen, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rawingcitmipnellgamtalwig Sastinfen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rawingcitmipnellgamtalwig Sastinfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.