Busrilnurtencid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unfair unicorn.

Busrilnurtencid created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Busrilnurtencid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Busrilnurtencid, it will throw large rocks at you.

Busrilnurtencid's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Busrilnurtencid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never paint your neck orange.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.