Ditzedcebbagbastvab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, capable zebra.

Ditzedcebbagbastvab created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditzedcebbagbastvab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ditzedcebbagbastvab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ditzedcebbagbastvab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Ditzedcebbagbastvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Worship no other gods but Ditzedcebbagbastvab.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hide if five squirrels approach from the north.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.