Bonhenflab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable swan.

Bonhenflab created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bonhenflab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bonhenflab, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bonhenflab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bonhenflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. You must love Bonhenflab.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bonhenflab on top of all buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonhenflab.