Lidnarlfad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless hyena.

Lidnarlfad created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidnarlfad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lidnarlfad, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lidnarlfad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lidnarlfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Lidnarlfad's name in vain.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look at asteroids.