Bidmetbest is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy tapir.

Bidmetbest created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidmetbest, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bidmetbest, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bidmetbest's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bidmetbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Worship no other gods but Bidmetbest.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never sit in holy places.