Linyarlid is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying grasshopper.

Linyarlid created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linyarlid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Linyarlid, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Linyarlid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Linyarlid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six platinum sculptures of Linyarlid on top of important buildings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide from fawn horses for they are unholy.