Cithimcut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent octopus.

Cithimcut created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cithimcut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cithimcut, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cithimcut's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cithimcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must love Cithimcut.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never pour water over plants.