Capkinwot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective human.

Capkinwot created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Capkinwot, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Capkinwot, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Capkinwot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Capkinwot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Capkinwot first in all things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always obey Capkinwot's priests.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not commit murder.