Zakbudgunomin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient goblin.

Zakbudgunomin created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakbudgunomin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zakbudgunomin, he will have a low opinion of you.

Zakbudgunomin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Zakbudgunomin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zakbudgunomin.

2. Never paint your legs black.

3. Worship no other gods but Zakbudgunomin.

4. Zakbudgunomin loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.