Matsittam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered fish.

Matsittam created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matsittam, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Matsittam, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Matsittam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Matsittam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Run away if seven pigs approach from the east.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not stand on grass.