Somlitten is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, wise
ferret.
Somlitten created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Somlitten, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Somlitten, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Somlitten's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Somlitten's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never sit in the presence of moths.
5. Never think about stars.