Bunfedpodgabciss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful deer.

Bunfedpodgabciss created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunfedpodgabciss, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunfedpodgabciss, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bunfedpodgabciss' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bunfedpodgabciss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven nematodes approach from the west.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not kill hamsters.