Wikhapmad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless dryad.

Wikhapmad created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikhapmad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wikhapmad, she will cry a lot.

Wikhapmad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wikhapmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to rats while wearing indigo shirts.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.