Nigjingil is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless fish.

Nigjingil created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigjingil, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nigjingil, it will turn you into a puffin.

Nigjingil's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nigjingil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.