Gofragmil is a god.

She takes the form of a small, able duck.

Gofragmil created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofragmil, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gofragmil, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gofragmil's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gofragmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.