Hoggidrull Nillhonmetgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm mink.

Hoggidrull Nillhonmetgeb created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hoggidrull Nillhonmetgeb, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hoggidrull Nillhonmetgeb, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hoggidrull Nillhonmetgeb's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hoggidrull Nillhonmetgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hoggidrull Nillhonmetgeb.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.