Gadbumsab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited skunk.

Gadbumsab created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadbumsab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gadbumsab, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gadbumsab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gadbumsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.