Pitsoghog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy dove.

Pitsoghog created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitsoghog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pitsoghog, she will cry a lot.

Pitsoghog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pitsoghog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pitsoghog.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if nine snails approach from the north.