Litmifbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, selfish walrus.

Litmifbog created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litmifbog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Litmifbog, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Litmifbog's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Litmifbog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Litmifbog.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Litmifbog on top of all buildings.

4. Litmifbog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.