Wapingdavripvigdogbemkap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, annoying weasel.

Wapingdavripvigdogbemkap created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapingdavripvigdogbemkap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wapingdavripvigdogbemkap, it will not care at all.

Wapingdavripvigdogbemkap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wapingdavripvigdogbemkap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Wapingdavripvigdogbemkap on top of all buildings.