Mincetflapdon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, amazing scorpion.

Mincetflapdon created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Mincetflapdon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mincetflapdon, she will turn you into a plant.

Mincetflapdon's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Mincetflapdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Run away from black ducks, for they are unholy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.